Sunday, June 28, 2009

Where did it all go?

Chicago, Cook County, and the transit system are all in need of money, they are broke and will reduce services, layoff working employees, all is gloom and doom.

What happened to all the money from the sale of the Sky Way?

What happened to all the money from the sale of the parking meters?

What happened to all the money taken from down State to pay for the transit system?

What happened to all the money saved from the unwarranted destruction/removal of Mig's Field?

Is there a black hole where the money goes.

Actually I did not want to use that term because 2 different groups, the racist and the racist. So I looked it up in my dictionary to see if I would have another term to use, BUT I think we can use this to launch a new term.

Here is the definition given for black hole:


black holenoun Astronomya region of space having a gravitational field so intensethat no matter or radiation can escape.Black holes are probably formed when a massivestar exhausts its nuclear fuel and collapses underits own gravity. If the star is massive enough, noknown force can counteract the increasinggravity, and it will collapse to a point of infinitedensity. Before this stage is reached, within acertain radius (the event horizon), light itselfbecomes trapped and the object becomes invisible.


So can we change it from Black to Chicago or Cook or Political (since it seems to be more than just Chicago and Cook County)? Lets see how it would read as Political Hole:

black Political hole

noun political

a region of space having a gravitational field (cash flow) so intense that no matter, money or radiation of money can escape.

Black Political holes are probably formed when a massive star politician exhausts its nuclear fuel (hot air) and collapses under its own gravity (self-righteousness). If the star politician is massive enough, no known force can counteract the increasing gravity, and it will collapse to a point of infinite density. Before this stage is reached, within a certain radius (the event horizon), light itself becomes trapped and the object becomes invisible (and we believe that it has to be that way because it is a power beyond our understanding so we go our way as if nothing is happening).



So as the blog title says YOU CAN VOTE


1 comment:

  1. It has always been that way. It just goes.

    I like the Political Hole but needs a better word,

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